Self-Description: "I told them my name was Jim Steele, just for the hell of
it."--Holden Caulfield
I always figured Holden Caulfield for a redhead, because he says that his
brother Allie and sister Phoebe had red hair. Perhaps this is just
idealistic noodling on my part. After all, no one in my family has red
hair , so I guess there's no guarantees about Holden, but I like the idea
of the redheaded literary anti-hero. Plus, if old Holden Caulfield has
red hair, then perhaps it cancels out the grievous injury done to the
reputation of redheads by that braying moron Carrot Top. What an idiot.
Seriously, tho', how can you save anyone money by making collect calls?
In the final karmic reckoning, there's a special level of hell reserved
for Carrot Top.
Interests: I like sad girls who ride buses, I like songs with four
chords, I like shoes that are too heavy for your feet, I like making mix
CDs with 13 songs, I like buying $6.66 cents worth of gas at the gas
station just to freak out the next customer, I like having lived longer
than John Keats but not quite as long as Jesus.
More: Favorite redheads: Thom Yorke, Thomas Jefferson, Conan O'Brien,
Mark Twain, Malcolm X, Molly Ringwald, William Blake, Kurt Cobain circa
1992
Favorite fictional redheads: Pebbles Flinstone, Chuckie from "Rugrats",
Ron Weasley, Mark Renton from "Trainspotting", Tom Sawyer, Jessica Rabbit
Redheads who give red hair a bad name: Carrot Top, Kathy Griffin, Raggedy
Andy, Fergie, Squeaky Fromme
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