Self-Description: I would describe myself as spontaneous/easygoing, intelligent/naive, and cynical/humouRuss. But, since I am also hardworking/lazy I'll just paste in something I wrote for school. (They'll never suspect a thing. Heh, Heh, Heh. Doh!) Enjoy! A 6-foot walking talking human being, just trying to understand the world it is confronted with every morning.
:ALARM SOUND: :ALARM SOUND: GRUNT. Wha? What's going on? What am I? Who am I? Where am I? I have so many questions but not enough answers.
What am I? I am a male of the species Human by birth and a Celt by heritage. Number 4,265,900,503(1) of the over 5,714,000,000 current residents on the planet Earth. The purpose delegated to me is to attend school so that I may be packed into a 'cubicle' (2) until 'retirement' (3).
Who am I? I am Russell (EXPLEATIVE) (EXPLEATIVE). A male adolescent growing up in the 90's. Born on May 31, 1983 to Eva (EXPLEATIVE) and David (EXPLEATIVE). Physically, I am like most others, except for the hair color delegated by my genes (4).
Where am I? I seem to have fallen asleep on the couch watching Conan O' Brian, again. Those are my shoes (5). Here are my keys. Yes, it is all coming back to me. I live in a house, in an area called 'Bear Valley (6)'. Which is located in a city named Denver, this just happens to be in a state labeled Colorado (7). Which is part of a union of 'states' under the calling United States of America. Which is just one of many of its kind on that which the Americans like to call Earth (8). This Earth is just one of many chunks of rock revolving around a solar system in the Milky Way. The Milky Way is a spiral galaxy revolving in the place commonly labeled the Universe (9).
Summary, I am one man in an uncaring universe. My worth, as an individual, will be based on the size of the box I will despise. Wait, the retired get to sleep in. All I have to do is survive until then and it won't all be for nothing. I have so much ambition but I must start somewhere.
E-Footnotes (Yes, it's E-freak'in everything these days.)
1) I must admit I don't know my exact number.
2) Cubicle- box created to contain the best years of a human's life and use them on menial depressing tasks. Degree size and their ability to sell-out fellow Humans determine size of the occupant's cubicle.
3) Retirement- event where a human's lifelong cubicle service is rewarded by a stale cake and
a fake Rolex watch.
4) Genes- cheeky little amino acids whose method of amusement is the misery of their bearers.
5) Shoes- these are objects that make it easier for the wearer to move about his surroundings
6) Believed to be named as an epitaph for the bears that were killed to build affordable housing.
7) Colorado- an Indian word for 'color red'. Used to commemorate the people that were brutally
slaughtered and relocated for the building of affordable housing.
8) Earth-A life bearing planetoid whose inhabitants spend their time squabbling about a slippery
black compound 'oil' and making jokes about something called 'Viagra'.
9) Name change pending for the 'Universe' may be one of many uncounted more in a 'Multiverse'.
Interests: I enjoy coffee, othello/reversi, Frank Herbert, Tori Amos/Gwar, and hiking/exploring. Even though, the only trails I throughly enjoy are natures' very own deer trails. In my expierience public trails have been sapped of their beauty by uncaring children and drunken adults. [:Smash: :Break: :Litter: (Alright littering doesn't have a sound. Use your imagination.) :Scream: :Trample:]
Contact Info:
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