Self-Description: Im what happens when you mix a nerdy 14 year old boy, a sarcastic schmuck, and a twenty-something model together in a blender. Toss in some saturday morning cartoons and serve accordingly. Intended for a mature audience. Use at your own risk ;o)
Interests: I enjoy ART (in all forms), kickboxing, bungy jumping, travel, oceans, cruise ships, monty python, cetology, star wars, princess bride, chocolate, museums, cartoons, and wine.
More: Im stuck up. Alright, Im a spoiled snob, I dont think youve ever met a more high maintenance girl, I like my water from an Evian bottle, my coffee from Starbucks and my clothes lint free at all times. I breathe rarefied air. I have to check my make up at least 140 times and hour, I will borrow your VISA and give it back with no less than $1000 in usless purchases, and I always have to go to the bathroom in a group. I whine, complain and nag if things dont go my way, I will ask you if I look fat at LEAST 3 times a day (especially at meal time where I will order everything off the menu and eat only a bite of it), I will expect jewelry and flowers on each date until I decide that Im bored with you or the next guy has a better car. Oh, and the man who wants to date me better bring some feed for this rather tall horse Im on...
and for those of you who think Im completely serious... :P ptthbbbt.
Contact Info:
Available but Hidden.
Another Pic
